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Tuesday, May 14, 2013

Absolute Freedom, No Human Rights


Absolute Freedom, No Human Rights


It’s funny, I get sent a lot of articles by many different people, and I’m seriously starting to wonder what’s going on at home.  The USA is concerned with Huawei possibly purchasing Sprint/Nextel, and upset at the Chinese connection.  What I don’t understand is why the government should have any say whatsoever in who purchases a business.  If Americans are upset about it, they have the option of not being customers of Sprint, and changing service providers.  Why in the world are we giving the government the say in who we can sell our companies to?  Allowing the government to justify this because of “human rights violations in China” is ridiculous as well.  The USA does not have any say in how China runs it’s government or of the “human rights violations” or anything else.  I don’t understand why they think that they can police this.

Some of my friends here and I like this phrase to describe China:  “Absolute freedom, no human rights”.  It’s hard to understand until you live here or spend some length of time here.  Yes, there are no human rights in China, to a certain degree.  As a foreigner in China, you have human rights, of a sort.  Many of the official police here have been to the USA to go to school or to learn English, or whatever.  As such, they have an understanding of basic human rights.  They do not agree with them, but they understand them.  If you get into any sort of problem with the police in China, the official police, (the security guards and community police don’t count, just tell them to go away and be on your way, just like everyone else does.  One of my friends who owns a business here recommends that you only use two words when talking to them, I’m sure you can come up with under 5 words to replace the obscenity with, if you’re so inclined.  I recommend “shut up, go away”, although they sometimes don’t understand this as well as they do the other 2 words.), as a foreigner you have the right to know what’s going on around you.  Whether you do or you do not speak Chinese, you DO NOT SPEAK CHINESE.  So, the police will get the specialists in who operate in your city.  These are the ones who have all been to America, and have trained to deal with foreigners.  Most of the time, your problem will go away.  If you’ve done something wrong, that wouldn’t be covered by your human rights or civil liberties or whatever, expect to get into a pile of trouble, usually ending up either kicked out of the country, or spending some quality time in a Chinese jail.  Chances are, if you get either of these sentences, you very much deserve it.

I’ve tried to write and tried to write for the past week or two, but quite honestly, my life has settled into a routine, and there isn’t a lot that is notable going on.  Rest assured, I will write when something interesting happens, or when I find out something new and think that I can send it out.  Sometimes, that’s just not the case, and you have to keep some things to yourself, not knowing if you can post them anywhere.  Other times, it’s just something you keep for yourself to give yourself advantages in business later.

I have come up with some major questions about China, but I don’t want to post them until I find out the answers.  I also don’t know if they’re sensitive subjects.  A lot of the time here, you find out when you’ve broken a law, after you broke the law.  They’re not really posted anywhere, and there’s no way to find out until someone gets in trouble.  I was talking to a friend DJ about this, and he said that he’s just accepted this, and that he sees it all of the time.  Whenever he finds out something new, he emails all of his friends and acquaintances, to keep them up to date.  If, for example, someone decides that every single currency note should always be passed out with the government face up, and you give it to someone face down, you’ll get yelled at.  Oddly enough, the Chinese seem to know what’s going on at any given time, I think it’s all word of mouth, but I really have no idea, maybe it’s on QQ or some social network that I don’t really understand how to get the news on.  Or maybe it’s one of the 50 random text messages that I get every week in Chinese, I used to translate these, but I’ve become bored with it.

I’ve been helping a friend of mine, to some degree, with his sourcing business.  He’s in the middle of doing quotes right now.  This is absolute insanity.  Most of the people he’s dealing with are ultra-wealthy and have just gotten into the production market.  So, his quotes are all over the map.  You expect, when purchasing anything in China, to have to do some bargaining, but the way that the other side is doing business is absolutely insane.  For example, for the component list that he’s given out, he’s had quotes ranging from 200,000 RMB to 700,000 RMB.  It seems crazy until you realize that these people can’t see the difference between bargaining for an item that’s worth 150 RMB and starting out at 700 RMB, and bargaining in the 100’s of thousands of RMB.  If something is worth 200,000 RMB, you’d think that the supplier would start out a little higher, say, 250,000 RMB, or less.  These guys though, think that if they start out at 700k RMB, that you’ll bargain them down, not realizing that that money is more than bargaining for a sweater in dongmen.  It’s nuts.  My friend asked for my advice in dealing with them, because it’s such a huge difference in money, but he doesn’t want to burn the source, he just wants to let them know that they’re ridiculous.  His first instinct was to go yell them into submission, which is exactly what a Chinese sourcing agent would do. 

I’ve come to the conclusion, though, that as an American here you can do one of three things:
  1. 1.       Approach everything as an American and pay the “Skin Tax”, getting ripped off at every turn.
  2. 2.      Approach everything as a Chinese local, get good prices, but aggravate everyone in the process, probably giving yourself an ulcer in the process.  It’s stressful yelling at everyone until they do what you want them to do.
  3. 3.      I think that most tend to miss this option.  If your supplier is out to lunch at an amazing degree, why stress yourself out about it.  Go into their offices.  Sit down, let them explain their position.  Then tell them, very calmly, “I have made a mistake in thinking that you were capable of doing international business and adjusting your pricing accordingly.  I realize that you expect to bargain, but I have to talk to a lot of people, and I don’t have the time or the inclination to get into a giant war on pricing with you.  So, I am not going to do business with you at this time.  Your competitors have done enough business to know what it takes to get things done.  That said, I would like to try again with you in the future.  Please figure out how to run your business.” Or something to that effect.  You don’t burn them, you drop their face, and you guarantee that they will want to please you in the future.  You also make it dead clear that they have lost the deal, so that they don’t come back to you 2 or 3 times a week every week with a new price.  Very few people do business this way here.


I think that part of the problem is that most are using translators who are Chinese, and while they understand the Chinese culture, they don’t understand the American or foreign culture that they’re dealing with.  I don’t feel the need to educate them in this, I just think it’s important that they understand your point of view, before you turn away and deal with their competitor.  You’re going to be spending quality time in a bargaining room yelling at someone either way, but, I’d rather do that with just one or two people, not 6.

My pronunciation is getting better, I can carry on parts of a conversation now…actually, I understand 10-25% of what people say to me, and I have a very limited vocabulary that usually enables me to get my point across.  If I can’t get that done, I usually have access to a translator and Wi-Fi, although that’s just a last resort.  It’s frustrating trying to get a bad translation to get you what you want, and all phone apps are bad translations.  Additionally, assuming that everyone speaks mandarin well is a bad assumption, and is usually dead wrong in most cases.   Many also will claim not to understand you if it is to their benefit.  There’s also the problem that many Chinese people don’t believe that you speak mandarin, however poorly, so, they can’t understand you.  They stare at you, deer in the headlights, hoping that you’ll go away sometime soon so that they don’t have to figure out what’s going on. I recommend at this stage, having something you can hold up in front of your face, your hands will do, in a pinch, and then talking while they can’t see your face…most of the times, this is the solution to your communication errors.

I’m going to go try out a new Japanese Curry restaurant… they don’t speak Chinese, English, or Korean, only Japanese, so it should be fun and frustrating in a whole new way.  The menu is in Japanese and Chinese, and only has pictures, I’ve never seen anyone eat there, but, that may just be because they can’t talk to or understand the waitress.  If it’s a total bust, I’ll go to the place next door for some French pizza. 


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